If you’ve never met our third, the universe has shafted you.  Seriously.  She’s one of a kind- and hysterical.  Maddening, but hysterical.  She’s also kind of the poster child for ADHD, so she’s impulsive (decisive), emotional (passionate), and easily distracted (incredibly observant).

Since you can’t make this stuff up, but you don’t ever want to forget, here is the first of three stories that I still can’t believe are true:

When Eliza was 8, and we had just moved to Utah, we arranged a sleep over with her cousins about an hour from us.  I dropped the kids off and headed home, only to receive the following text:

So there you have it.  Shirts are overrated.