Meet hot guy in high school
After long wait, marry hot guy
Have hot guy’s kids (3 of them)
Win high stakes rock paper scissors against hot guy
Watch hot guy fish bath toys out of toilet (he lost rock paper scissors)
Still thinkin’ hot guy is pretty hot- now that, people, is Happily Ever After!
That is happily ever after! Nate doesn’t believe me when I tell him that the sexiest thing he can do for me is change a diaper:)