I decided to put Sam to work. (Really, she asked for it, and I thought: Of course! That sounds like a lot less work for me, and I don’t have to pay anyone!) Here’s what it looked like:
She got the hang of it pretty quick, even demonstrating the proper technique.
Then I discovered something employers have been complaining about: these kids nowadays just have no work ethic. I caught her consuming company supplies:
The customer was not pleased.
Oh, well. At least I got to finish my breakfast in peace. That’s worth something.