I decided to put Sam to work.  (Really, she asked for it, and I thought:  Of course!  That sounds like a lot less work for me, and I don’t have to pay anyone!)  Here’s what it looked like:

She got the hang of it pretty quick, even demonstrating the proper technique. 

Then I discovered something employers have been complaining about:  these kids nowadays just have no work ethic.  I caught her consuming company supplies:

The customer was not pleased.

Oh, well.  At least I got to finish my breakfast in peace.  That’s worth something.