Me:  Samantha, come off your brother… Samantha- when you squeeze his cheeks like that, it hurts… Sam!  You may not kick him!  Come away from him now.

Sam:  He likes it Mommy- see?

Me:  No, he doesn’t.  Levi, stop laughing. 

Yeah, it came out of my mouth exactly like that.  I’m winning Mother of the year this time for sure!